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I accept your challenge. Finding a 10-second clip is a tough one, but I’m gonna keep at it. In the meantime, though this is a little over a minute, this one never fails to make me chuckle:

And in honor of Ren & Stimpy, which I’m having a flash flood of memories of due to your clip, I had to rewatch some of my favorite Wilbur Cobb moments:
http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/30087977

Yeah, originally there was to be a Spider-Man 4, but basically Sony Pictures and Sam Raimi had some disagreements, so he walked as did Tobey Maguire and the rest of the cast. So instead, Sony Pictures is just rebooting the whole thing back to the beginning again and renaming it ”The Amazing Spider-Man,” with one of the key differences that they’re going to focus more on teenage high school Spidey this time around (whereas in the last series of movies, Peter’s time as a high school student is quickly flash forward to college).

The reboots of ”The Hulk” into ”The Incredible Hulk” and ”The Punisher” into ”Punisher: War Zone” were really good, so this new Spidey film could be a winner if done right and wiser from the mistakes of the last film. I just fear, to capture a broader audience, that it’ll be like Twilight with Spider-Man, which I pray won’t be the case. The last thing I need is an angsty Peter Parker taking off his shirt to reveal to Gwen Stacey the beautiful but deadly skin of a spider.

For some reason, parts 1, 4, and 5 didn’t show here but ye can find them just as easily on YouTube itself.

Now you know what REALLY killed the dinosaurs: roller skates.

Spammers eh? I haven’t noticed any spammers, but I have seen my popularity with random women increase who message me to say they love my profile and are interested in a long-term relationship and assure me that distance and color do not matter, so that I should e-mail them at a provided e-mail address so that we can swap pictures and get to know each other. I’ve attributed the rise in such messages as being due to my cyber pheromones.

I was never much for poetry, but that there is pure genius if I do say so myself. In return, when the zombie-robot-dinosaur-elf apocalypse occurs, I can assure ye that ye will be granted sanctuary in my heavily guarded floating continent stronghold.

Because they’re cats. And that’s just what they do. Either you feed and pamper ’em or they terrorize everything. At the very best they’ll just be completely indifferent and too lazy to cause mischief. Though there are rare cats that may help out, like the cat in Stephen King’s ”Cat’s Eye.” You’re just lucky that you don’t have bakeneko or nekomata causing you trouble. They tend to just eat humans and then take their identities by shape-shifting into the form of the devoured human.

Anyhow, if felines are giving you a hard time, you might try placating Bastet, the ancient Egyptian cat goddess. Perhaps presenting offerings in her name that are things that cats would like might bring about her good favor.