Jeez, Steven, if you insist on continuing to make (and write) movies, even direct-to-video ones, couldn’t you exert the tiniest effort to make a new one? Or use your own voice? This ultra-cheapie throwaway, again filmed in Romania but this time taking place there, is so generic-Seagal that I have no idea what it’s about, ...
Well, I’ve finally run out of rude things to say about Steven Seagal flicks. Actually, I don’t have anything at all to say about this latest waste of time because it’s so forgettable that I simply don’t remember anything. And I’ve still got 70 words to go! Steven does the squint thing, the soft-talking thing, ...
A Steven Seagal zombie movie. I’m not kidding. Sometimes I think Steven does stuff like this just to make my job more fun. Most of it is boring footage of survivors wandering through a deserted, post-apocalyptic hospital trying to stay out of the way of pointy-toothed flesh-eaters. This would be a crappy movie even without ...
"yes, it's a guy thing. how clueless are you?! and yet, you make your motivations plain in your article: ..."
From: Brief Encounters
"I'm sure she's a nice person, it's just a shame astrology is such utter bollocks."
From: Star of Stars
"Why do you go to peach john...? its targeted at 15 to 25 year olds..."
From: Brief Encounters
"Lovely work!"
From: Jun 7, 2013
"You're a Sag, too, Cathyrn? Maybe that is why the first time I ever ..."
From: Star of Stars
A view from the Ikema-ohashi bridge, Miyakojima, Okinawa. By Alen Bosicevic
A Bride at Meiji Jingu, by Charles Levie
Kristine Hsia performing at Cinco de Mayo Festival, by Declan Barnes
Fading Fuji-san by Aleisha Riboldi
Leading the way for a Mikoshi at Sanja Matsuri in Asakusa, by Eric Dan
A foggy night on the Shinkyo sacred bridge—gateway to Nikko's shrines, by Eric Dan
A bride at Meiji Jingu, by Charles Levie
Serious Beatles fan at Ikebukuro, by Allan Murphy
Yabusame Festival at the Tsurugaoka Hachimangu, by Charles Levie 
Yamamoto Yae in Itabashi, by David M. Weber
Main hall of Meigetsuin. Kamakura. By Jordi Olaria
Buses parked at Tokyo Tower, by Matthew Venz
A ham-fisted editing together of the first few episodes of Steven Seagal’s low-rent TV show, a formulaic cop opera imitating far better programs. You know, the ones with the wise, middle-aged team leader (usually an over-the-hill movie actor) guiding his/her band of young but talented undercover cops. There’s little cohesion (or logic, or intelligence), and ...