It looks like it’s funny—but something’s missing
Category: Movie Reviews 
Cancer weeper made less mawkish by Dakota Fanning’s sassy turn
Sideways look at the daily business of being a hood
Soon-to-be-adults chatter and flatter in flick that grows on you
Tense and believable, keeps you guessing and involved
Only for those not yet suffering from found-footage fatigue
Not a shot fired, but one of the best war movies you’re likely to see
Three self-absorbed, boozing, coke-snorting shrews
Cross-dressing comic actor Tyler Perry may not be the best choice for a cinematic reboot of formulaic author James Patterson’s forensic-psychologist super-detective franchise (Morgan Freeman has played Cross twice), but he certainly is the worst. Madea chasing bad guys would have been more believable, not to mention less painful to watch. This dismal, disjointed mess ...
50 Cent making Steven Seagal look like Daniel Day-Lewis
The book is non-fiction. The flick is non-entertainment
How do you turn one book into a nine-hour trilogy?
Former actor Nicolas Cage dismantles his career further
A murderous cash machine would be more entertaining
Seriously silly good-bad movies are getting harder to find
A great film about the end of the Hawaiian monarchy?
The tragedy that befell Manchester United's legendary 1958 squad
Inventiveness, rowdiness, and goofy social realism
Locked in a basement with an overacting Rosanna Arquette
It’s hard to criticize a movie about a one-armed surfer, but...
A worthy adaptation by Cary Fukunaga of the Charlotte Brontë classic often considered to be one of the first examples of feminist Western literature. It focuses, as have most of its 27 filmed versions, on the time the young title governess spends at the gloomy Thornfield Hall, where things go bump in the night, and ...
Another freight train of a pro wrestler turns to the movies
The most unpleasant 82 minutes of blunt trauma you’ll ever...
Another Payneian insight on the human condition
Okay, I took some flak recently for going easy on a couple of rom-coms. (I just can’t help it—sniffle—they’re so fulfilling!) Well, it gets worse, because here comes an endorsement of a chick flick. As you might surmise, this distaff Hangover is about a wedding; more specifically about the mismatched mess of misfits chosen by ...
There’s a lot to be said for lowered expectations
For $350 million you’d expect something more than “not terrible”
Pulp Fiction rip-off that never leaves the diner scene
Delightful, star-studded—if somewhat formulaic—doc
Oscar-winning performance surrounded by movie-like substances
Compared to what Conan Doyle wrote more than a century ago...
Save your money by putting your head in a metal wastebasket
Fiennes does assured Shakespeare in his directorial debut
Inaccessible yet compulsively watchable filmmaker + disaster genre
Cathartic, illuminating and honestly (mostly) moving
Action, drama and a socially conscious message—done not particularly well
Scarier-than-most effort from Guillermo del Toro
Someone blows up the Kremlin and frames the IMF, resulting in the activation of the title protocol, shutting down the entire organization and leaving Ethan (Tom Cruise) and co. (Paula Patton, Simon Pegg and Jeremy Renner) to save the world and clear the group’s name, all without support. It’s the best M:I flick of the ...
A cinematic recreation of Bruegel’s 1564 The Way to Calvary




























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