Originally published on metropolis.co.jp on March 2012

The second sequel to one of the worst vampire movies ever made by one of the worst directors who ever made them (Uwe Boll—House of the Dead, Postal) takes the action to Nazi Germany, where the large-breasted “good” vampire/human heroine accidentally infects/turns an already vicious SS officer. If you thought Michael Pare was a bad actor when he was young and good-looking, wait’ll you get a load of him as a middle-aged Nazi vampire. Adapted from a video game. Gratuitous gore and nudity, a little pointless lesbian sex, and even a vampire Hitler! This would be a good bad movie if it weren’t so… just…bad.