The Keeper
By: Don Morton | Sep 29, 2009 | One Comment | 12,448 views
©2009 Keeper Movie Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved

©2009 Keeper Movie Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved

Title in Japan: 沈黙の逆襲
Director: Keoni Waxman
Starring: Steven Seagal, Jessica Williams
Year: 2009
Country: USA
Running Time: 95 min Release Date: Oct 3, 2009

Well, I’ve finally run out of rude things to say about Steven Seagal flicks. Actually, I don’t have anything at all to say about this latest waste of time because it’s so forgettable that I simply don’t remember anything. And I’ve still got 70 words to go! Steven does the squint thing, the soft-talking thing, the beat-up and/or shoot bad guys thing. There’s also a lot of the blow-stuff-up thing and the chase-guys-in-cars thing, and don’t forget the bad-acting thing. It’s a generic Seagal movie! Sorry, but if he’s not going to put any effort into making them, I’m not going to put much into writing about them.



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